Kids have their own type of "logic" and . . . sometimes, you just have to laugh!
"All of the pupils were ready to begin with a written test. "Where's
your pencil, Jack?" asked the teacher.
"I ain't got one," replied Jack.
"How many times have I told you not to say 'ain't'? Listen: I haven't
one, you haven't one, we haven't one, they haven't one."
"Well," said Jack, "where are all the pencils?" -Ronald McCaskell.
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